Custom Functional Blood Chemistry Analysis

There is no "your bloodwork is normal" over here.

It's time to stop being gaslit and learn what your blood work is *actually* telling you.

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What is Functional Blood Chemistry Analysis?

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After battling chronic illness and spending over a decade in and out of doctors’ offices, specialists, and hospitals, I am no stranger to the failures of the conventional healthcare system in America. I then spent the next 13+ years deeply immersed in the world of holistic healing, naturopathic health, and alternative wellness — determined to understand the deeper “why” behind my symptoms.

In late 2023, while still living in toxic mold and severely ill with CIRS (mold illness), I ran an HLA-DR sequencing blood test and discovered I had a specific genetic haplotype that didn’t just make me susceptible to mold illness—but also to chronic fatigue syndrome, vaccine injury, and biotoxin illness of all kinds. The health struggles I had experienced since childhood suddenly made sense.

That discovery sparked my deep dive into Functional Blood Chemistry Analysis. Although I already had years of experience with functional labs, analyzing and decoding “conventional” blood work through a functional lens became a new hyper-focus for my neurodivergent brain. I couldn’t fathom how functional blood chemistry wasn’t already standard in healthcare. How is it that medical doctors—regarded as the gold standard for answers when we’re sick—are never taught how to interpret blood work to identify imbalances or early dysfunction in the body? It truly blows my mind.


This is why I now create personalized functional blood chemistry reports — to bridge the gap between what you’ve been told and what’s actually going on inside your body.

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Full Functional Blood Chemistry Analysis

Your lab markers charted against functional optimal ranges, with clear high/low indicators using the same professional-grade format trusted by top practitioners. Also compare with past bloodwork to see trends over time and see what areas have improved, shifted or worsened.

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Color-Coded Graphs & Charts

Easy-to-read visuals showing where your markers fall within optimal, borderline, or outside ranges so you can spot trends at a glance.

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Breakdown of Systems, Patterns & Dysfunctions

Organized breakdowns by body system (e.g., liver, thyroid, glucose, cardiovascular) plus functional patterns that connect multiple markers for deeper insight.

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Action-Oriented Recommendations

Targeted suggestions for additional labs to run based on results, priority areas for ongoing monitoring and supplemental suggestions to help heal and balance what is off

Ready to see what your lab work is *really* communicating ?

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